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"Satire" - the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.


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HE MUST READ MY MIND. 
EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE. 
PUS-GOD
KING PUSPOS. 

HE MUST READ MY MIND. 

EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE. 

PUS-GOD

KING PUSPOS. 

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ANIMAL CROSSING

Piper Thibodeau has illustrated some of the their favorite Animal Crossing memories as part of their theme a week series. Every week Piper chooses a theme and illustrates an image based on it ever day.

Personally, I’ve never been able to connect with Animal Crossing like some other people I know. Maybe that means I have no soul, I don’t know.

What I do know is that Animal Crossing: New Leaf is right around the corner and a certain fellow gamer is going to lose her mind from the anticipation of the release when she sees these illustrations.

The effects of watching all Fast & Furious Movies in a row.

I’m dying. 

"I hear Kate Winslet speaking to Marcel Proust, saying, "Teach me how to drift like one of your French girls," before she pulls the emergency brake on a madeleine and executes a flawless J-turn into the prison of nostalgia."
I’ve been here almost 10 hours. Nothing means anything anymore. Now I’m imagining Vin Diesel doing anything. Vin Diesel is slow-pitching my first baseballs at me, and he is my father. My wife screams and pushes through natural childbirth, and the baby that comes out is Vin Diesel — Vin Diesel is my son. The bishops on my chess board are Vin Diesel. The balls on the pool table are Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel disappears into Vin Diesel’s mind and everyone in it is Vin Diesel. “Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel! Vin Diesel!” I make my first kill, cutting the body up like the Diesel and eating part of the body, modifying my body, and I take my first step into the chrysalis that makes me become him. I am the Diesel. I AM THE DIESEL.”

Problems with having your satire blog as your main blog while your real blog is connected.

1. People don’t understand satire.
2. People don’t understand satire.
3. People think you’re actually what your ridiculing.
4. Ass

Fuck you if you don’t like Kristen Stewart after watching this move. 
(The actress, not the character of course)

(Source: stewberts)